Tick. Tock. The clock’s mocking us, grinders. Fall 2025 – that’s the Rockstar gospel, but let’s be real: every leak, every blurry screenshot, every “my uncle works at Take-Two” Reddit post feels like agony. Vice City’s neon is right there, but we’re stuck refreshing Twitter like fiends.

Why the hype’s nuclear:

• Vice Dale County leaks = Florida Man simulator 2.0. Swamps? Check. Cyberpunk-level city density? Check. Chaos? Oh, it’s coming.

• Jason & Lucia’s tag-team heists – Bonnie & Clyde with GTA Online’s gunplay? Inject it into my veins.

• PC delay coping: Console peasants feast first, but modders? We’ll turn this into Thomas the Tank Engine 6 eventually. Stay strong.

Hot take: Rockstar’s dragging this out like a 5-star wanted level. But when that trailer drops? The internet’s gonna break faster than a Oppressor MKII griefer’s ego.

Drop a comment: What’s your Day 1 move? Rob a strip club? Pet alligators? Stockpile Shark Cards?